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Dear Target & other retailers….

Posted on: March 15, 2010

Dear Target, Cinemark & other retailers,

I want you to know that for the most part I love your store (movie theater)!  Target, you lost part of my prescription but then when I got a new one from my dr you found my old one.  Thank you for finding it but that’s not why I’m writing today.  Although I really wish you hadn’t made me pay for another trip to the dr (mine was out of town) just for a new prescription.

Back to business.  I don’t usually use the “facilities” anywhere but home.  I’m a typically private type of gal in that respect but occasionally (like after half my life spent in Avatar which I totally loved) I can’t make it until I get home.  Now I’m not addressing the cleanliness issue which is part of the reason why I prefer home.  No, I’m writing about the whole let’s leave 1/2 an inch on either side of the water closet (sounds so much classier than toilet) issue.  What is up w/ that?!?!  I actually don’t like to walk into a public restroom & accidentally see someone doing their business.  Target, you are the worst!  At least @ Cinemark the stalls face each other & not you as soon as you walk in the door.  Target, your stalls are right there & facing the mirror!  I could literally watch myself which is not something I typically like to do!  I can see where a mom might need to check on her kid but do you really think I like to walk in & see someone else doing something I won’t even watch myself do?!   Is this a measure to make sure that your employees are being honest or that myself & other shoppers are?  Cause I’m not liking this whole watch yourself or someone else thing.  Oh, wait.  This could be a whole boondock thing too.  If it is I will totally apologize but…

When I was so desperate the other day I rounded the corner from the entrance (@ least the stalls don’t face the doors!) & found my eyes met by someone elses.  Unfortunately, those eyes were behind a CLOSED WATER CLOSET STALL!  Just in case you didn’t get it, I was totally EMBARRASSED & MORTIFIED!  Even if this had been one of my kids I don’t think I would have been comfortable w/ it.  Heck, Hubby & I don’t “watch” each other.

Anyway, I just thought I’d let you know how much I didn’t enjoy enjoyed the whole meet your fellow shopper experience.  I actually prefer to talk to someone over the various items for sale vs the whole watch me do my business thing.  But hey, that’s just me.


Will wet my pants before I use your facilities again

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4 Responses to "Dear Target & other retailers…."

Target is usually my happy place. Guess not.

I’m w/ ya. Just don’t use the facilities is all I’m sayin…..

Im totally cracking up..you are so funny girl. I vow to never pee in Target…ever. Some things really should be sacred, no matter where you are.

See? I knew I wasn’t wrong, lol! Actually my sister just told me that the stores in her town have decent stalls so it must just be my boondock town!

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